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Today's Discussion is on...My Favorite and Least Favorite Pokemon!
Part 4 - Least Favorite Pokemon Cont.


Gah! I'm so sorry! I said in my last post that I would post yesterday, but then I didn't! Sorry! Sorry! I had a headache yesterday and took off work. It was one of those days where I thought I had a migraine but didn't - anyways, back to Pokemon I dislike!

We are on number four! This spot goes to the one and only - Castform. You may be thinking, "but Castform is so cute and changes into different types depending on the weather in-game, that's kind of cool," and I guess I can agree with that, but I can't unsee it for what it is. A crappy Pokemon. It's just no good to use in competitive scenes. It also doesn't help that once when my little sister and I were young, stupid children, we drew arms and a torso on it so its little lumps looked like its boobs. In permanent ink. On our Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire guidebook. Sorry, I just can't unsee it.

Number five belongs to Probopass. I really disliked its smaller form, Nosepass, too. In Generation three, the first gym leader you fight of Ruby and Sapphire was a Nosepass and it could be a hassle to deal with if you didn't have a type on your team good against Rock Pokemon! So, not only was it annoying, but this Pokemon just reminds me of Dr. Eggman or something. Just an ugly dude Pokemon. And it can be a girl with a 'stache. Not that there is nothing wrong with that...it's just...mustaches are so overrated. I really hated that like four years ago mustache decor was like all the rage.

At number six we have Barbacle (another Pokemon's name I had to look up). The first time I saw this Pokemon I was like "what is this the Transformers or Pokemon?" This guy looks like he's trying real hard to be a part of a franchise and he's just not fitting anywhere. All jokes aside though, I've never seen him used competitively and I'm not going to lie, I don't even know what type it is. Water/Rock? Rock? Rock/Ground? Who cares? Not me.

Up next is Aromatisse. Don't get me wrong, the Pokemon below it in the Pokedex, Slurpuff may have also taken this spot, but at least that Pokemon isn't trying to be sexy. Instead, it looks silly or stupid - which is the opposite of sexy? Is that what the designers going for? Anyways, I've discussed my dislike for sexy Pokemon before, but at least Lopunny is sort of cute. This Pokemon is a...sexy firey cream puff? I just can't stand the slip of the fluff for its little leg. It's just such a weird looking Pokemon and that's all I have to say about it.

Eight - Burmy. One of the only generation four Pokemon on this list (too be fair though, I have a strong dislike for Rhyperidon too, it just survived the cut). Burmy can be different types and have different colors and designs and YAWN, sorry I just bored myself with the details. This Pokemon is horrible in battle and oh so easy to kill. Use your Fire Pokemon and it is out like a light. I don't know, but I always thought this Pokemon would smell for some reason. Random thought.

Simisear takes the number nine slot. It evolves from a super cute monkey Pokemon named Pansear that helps you out a lot in generation five by being your go-to Pokemon for the first gym leader. You gain him if you started with a Water Pokemon (in this case, Oshawott). Then you can DESTROY that gym! However, when it evolves (and super late in fact as you need to gain a Fire stone), it gains a beer belly and a questionable demeanor. Also, these evolved form monkeys aren't that good. So, why did you keep the little animal along in the first place?

We will stop tonight at number ten - Scrafty. Another generation five Pokemon and also one of my older sister's favorites (sorry if you are reading this)! Number one (more numbers to make it confusing): why are both forms named Scraggy and Scrafty? Those names are too similar and it is confusing. Number two: why does this Pokemon have pants? Are these the only Pokemon in the universe with clothes (prove me wrong, I DARE YOU. Also, don't use Pikachu/Eevee as an example in the new game coming out in November). I usually like lizard designed Pokemon, but something about this guy gives me the creeps. Who cares if he's a decent Pokemon in battle - his face just doesn't have a place in my heart.

Love,
g1immer
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